Needed a way to quickly mock someone's comment online, with minimal effort? Thankfully, shitpostify fills that gap for you! All you need to do is right-click on a highlighted block of text, then click "Shitpostify highlighted text?" to see that Internet Tough Guy's comment ridiculed. Source code is at https://github.com/atlc/shitpostify-extension, any contributions or suggestions for improvement are greatly appreciated.