Admit it. You've slipped up and referred to Steve Carr's 2009 cinema masterpiece as "Paul Blart: Mall Blart." We've all done it. I don't blame you.
Really. I don't.
In fact, I'll prove it.
Here's an extension that replaces most instances of "cop" with "blart," but only on reddit.
Why only on reddit? Well, there is such a thing as "too much blart."